Hollywood’s 10 Biggest Douchebags
January 26th, 2010 by BarakWith Christian Bale celebrating his 36th birthday on the 30th, and with Mel Gibson’s new movie Edge of Darkness coming out on the 29th, it’s time to name Hollywood’s biggest a-holes. A list made entirely of douchebags. 10 people we could all do without. Try to imagine the cinematic scenery without these real life villains, wouldn’t it be much nicer?
10. Emile Hirsch
Almost the most annoying person alive. During the entire movie Into the Wild, I was hoping he would just stay there, live in the desert and stop acting. Sadly for me, the opposite happened and the movie’s success earned him bigger movie roles. His next movie due in 2011 is Hamlet. When the phrase “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark” is heard, they will be speaking about Emile Hirsch.
Sex and the City, Sex and the City the movie, Sex and the City the second movie… Someone needs to stop her before she makes Sex and the City 3! It’s as important to the world as stopping the Iranian nuclear program.
He can take his romantic comedies and shove them up his dimples. When my sister developed a crush on him, she was banned from the family until she sobered up and understood that he is the male equivalent of Sarah Jessica Parker.
7. Dane Cook
He loves himself so much he might do a remake of The Notebook, taking the role of Ryan Gosling. Rachel McAdams’s role will remain vacant.
Nepotism is “favoritism granted to relatives or friends, without regard to their merit.” Is there one person in the world who thinks Tori Spelling got her acting roles because of her talent and not her last name? She also released an autobiography. If you’re Winston Churchill, that’s okay; if you’re Tori Spelling, it’s not.
On this list because the movies he’s picked in recent years suggest he is no longer a rational being. Ghost Rider? The Wicker Man?? Next??? Bangkok Dangerous???! Knowing????!!
4. Richard Gere
So his hair went grey at a very young age. It’s no reason to keep giving him movie roles just out of pity. Also, as someone who cares about animal rights, I don’t particularly approve of his fondness for gerbils.
He never made me laugh. Not once. In Frasier he might have came remotely close, but in Back To You and Hank he just made me sad. Looks like an accountant, and it’s a shame he isn’t one.
In 1987’s Empire of the Sun, when he was only 12, we could already see that he was a spoiled, annoying little diva. And in recent years we read about him getting arrested after attacking his own mother! And that he screamed, shouted and just freaked out on the set of Terminator 4. A real American Psycho. I think it’s the extreme changes in his outward appearance (in the Machinist he was skinny as Andy Dick, than he gained weight for Batman and lost it again for Rescue Dawn) that cause that kind of behavior.
With each passing year we grow to like Mel Gisbson less and less. First we learned he was “just” an alcoholic, then an anti-Semitic alcoholic, and then a homophobic, anti-Semitic alcoholic. What are we going to find out about him next? Maybe that he also hates babies…
This Family Guy clip sums it up nicely:
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January 27th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Also on his list: Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson…
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January 27th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
interesting lol.. i think SJP takes the cake lol.. i can do without her lol
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January 28th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
you suck, frasier and christian bale are awesome. how about a list of 10 blogs we can do without, we only need 9 more
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January 28th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Interesting choice….but perhaps personal likings also count a lot before you pick someone a DB
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March 29th, 2010 at 4:03 am
Dane Cook should be at number one. The most unfunny and arrogant “comedian” ever. How did that guy sell more dvd’s than any standup in history. Now that is a joke. Still not funny though. Curse you myspace for your doucehbag heralding social network!
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