This is Entertainment | Breaking News by Jinni NewsApril 1st, 2012 by Barak
No more relying on CNN (or E!), now Jinni has its own up-to-the-minute news channel! You will finally be the first to know what’s going on behind the scenes. Here are today’s top 10 news items:
A new sci-fi movie is coming out, co-produced by Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg. It promises to be moving and very exciting. The plot will tell the incredible story of an orphan with two living parents.
After the tremendous success of The Artist, which paid homage to an earlier era of cinema – the silent era, Oscar winner Michel Hazanavicious is planning a new movie that will show a painting for 80 minutes. It will be a painting/movie about 2 kids, a boy and a girl that spontaneously kiss one another. The movie will be shown in U.S theaters and in selected caves.
After tiring with her cute image, and wanting to silence many journalists, bloggers, politicians and writers who called her “too cute”, Zooey Deschanel is set to step into Tobin Bell’s shoes as Jigsaw in the Saw film franchise. Will she attract a new audience of hipsters to the dying franchise and manage to revive it?
After setting new negative records at last year’s Razzie awards, Adam Sandler wants to be recognized with quality this year. Sandler will star in Hungarian director Bela Tarr’s new 7 hour, black & white, existential epic film. The plot of the movie will revolve around loneliness, isolation and poverty.
A new East European movie is earning a lot of praise and promises to sweep the upcoming Oscars. The emotional and inspiring story revolves around a deaf and mute young man who works at a call-center against all odds.
The lovely Jessica Chastain, who appeared last year in The Help, Take Shelter, Coriolanus, The Tree of Life, Wilde Salome and Texas Killing Fields has already committed to appear in 10 feature films this year, and will continue holding on to her demanding 12 hours a day job at a prestigious law firm. This single mother of 6 is an inspiration to us all.
After making the completely serious comedy Young Adult, Jason Reitman’s next project will be a crime movie about 3 honest, hardworking individuals who work in order to provide for their families. The movie follows them as they pay taxes and do their work devotedly.
After stating that he doesn’t care about the quality of the movies he’s in, only in how much money he earns in them, Nicolas Cage will appear in Transformers 4 as a robot whose only line will be: “My Eye!”. “Whatever pays the bills”, he said.
A surprising remake was announced – Zack Efron and Betty White will star in a remake to the classic 1967 movie The Graduate. Efron’s character (Ben) will have an affair with the much older Mrs. Robinson (Betty White). He will then fall in love with her younger daughter (played by Angela Lansbury).
After transforming his appearance for The Name of the Rose and Hellboy, Ron Perlman is upping the ante: He is set to play a hacker named Phil who undergoes a sex change operation and becomes Phyllis in a new comedy movie called Frankie Goes Boom.
And thus ends our first daily roundup of entertainment news for today, April 1, 2012. Wait, what….?!
Fooled you! All of these news stories are fake (for now), except for one that’s actually true. Can you guess which one is the real news story?
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