Welcome 2013! What did you bring us?January 7th, 2013 by Barak
2012 has ended, and guess what? Some of us are still alive. So, now that we all feel like we got a (nice enough) chance of continuing our lives (unless those Mayans were only mistaken by a month or so), it’s time to look forward to 2013 and guess which movies and TV shows will be the very best of this upcoming year:
Best case scenario: It will be Britain’s improved version of Boardwalk Empire.
Worst case scenario: It will be extremely slow and boring.
Best case scenario: It will be as suspenseful, clever and exciting.
Worst case scenario: It will be more teen-oriented (or dumbed down, if you prefer).
Best case scenario: It will be as genius as its main protagonist.
Worst case scenario: It will suck more badly than The Da Vinci Code.
7. Man of Steel
Best case scenario: It will be better than Christopher Reeve’s Superman movies.
Worst case scenario: It will be as good as Zack Snyder’s latest film – Sucker Punch.
Best case scenario: It will be a new & improved Homeland.
Worst case scenario: It will be as suspenseful as Felicity.
Best case scenario: It will be better than The Untouchables.
Worst case scenario: It will be on par with the dull Public Enemies.
Best case scenario: It will be better than the original House of Cards.
Worst case scenario: It will remind us of the last time Kevin Spacey was involved in something related to cards (21).
Best case scenario: It will be the best Wizard of Oz adaptation.
Worst case scenario: It will be like a family friendly version of HBO’s Oz.
Kathryn Bigelow must be the manliest female director that ever existed (including the Wachowski brother turned sister). Following her nail-biting of a movie about a bomb squad, The Hurt Locker, this movie deals with the manhunt after Osama Bin-Laden.
Best case scenario: It will be better than The Hurt Locker.
Worst case scenario: Its 2.5 hours duration will make the viewers’ feel like they too were hunting him for 10 years.
1. Anchorman 2
Most of the cast from the hilarious previous film will return for the sequel, but there’s at least one major addition to the cast: The funniest woman in the world, Kristen Wiig! What can you expect from a movie with the funniest woman and man (Will Ferrell of course) in the world? You can expect it to be the funniest movie in the world (ever)!
Worst case scenario: It will be established as the second best movie ever made, after Anchorman of course.
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