The Fast and the Funny
March 28th, 2012 by BarakVince Vaughn is the ultimate, sometimes witty, fast talker. Vaughn is celebrating his 42nd birthday on March 28th and we decided to honor this actor, who seems to have a machine gun for a mouth.
Another witty fast talker, Eddie Murphy, has a movie that came out earlier this year called A Thousand Words (a minute?)
So here are the 10 best witty fast talkers in action, including the distinguished members mentioned above (how is it that they haven’t perform together yet? On the other hand, would humans be able to survive a joint performance by any two of the fast talkers listed below??)
CAUTION: If you intend to watch the following clips, please have an Advil at hand before continuing.
10. Scrubs – Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley)
Dr. Cox is probably the most verbally abusive boss in existence; he is very sarcastic and bitter, and he complains and rants quite a lot. He is without a doubt the best character on Scrubs (The janitor is second best). A typical Dr. Cox quote: “Any other day I’d say no, but today I’m gonna go ahead and just say no.”
9. How TV Ruined Your Life – Charlie Brooker
In this brilliant 6 part series, Charlie Brooker (creator and writer of Black Mirror) examines the huge gap between our own grim life and the ideals shown on TV and in the movies. Using his quick wit and cynicism, Brooker explains to us why we feel so inadequate after watching the lifestyles of characters from Dallas and why kids’ shows could be so very infuriating (I’m talking about you He-Man!)
8. Night on Earth – Gino (Roberto Benigni)
Words can’t kill? Tell it (actually, too late for that…) to the poor priest who boarded Roberto Benigni ’s taxi, in this quirky Jim Jarmusch film. Benigni plays a very odd taxi driver from Rome who picks up a priest and starts confessing his sins to him at a very rapid pace. The elderly priest is somewhat shocked by the mostly sexual confessions, has a heart attack and dies.
7. Life Is Worth Losing - George Carlin
This amazing clip is taken from Carlin’s before-last HBO comedy special called Life Is Worth Losing. The deceased standup comedian/genius/social critic was known for his extremely witty and dark humor, and in Life Is Worth Losing he dealt with issues such as suicide, natural disasters and cannibalism.
6. Community - Abed (Danny Pudi)
Abed is an extremely fast talker, and is the funniest character in this hit TV show. He is an avid TV and movie fan, and in each episode he references dozens of them. He decides how to behave according to how characters from his favorite movies and shows would act (any character from Cougar Town for example).
5. Raw – Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy talks very fast – whether it’s in his standup routines, in the Beverly Hills Cop movies or as a donkey in the Shrek movies. Raw is one of the best standup comedy films ever made and it even holds some kind of a record: It contains “the f word” 223 times (an average of using the word almost 3 times a minute!)
4. Sherlock – Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch)
BBC’s Sherlock is one of the best TV/movie adaptations of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s detective books. In a star-making performance, Benedict Cumberbatch plays Sherlock – a brilliant loner with amazing, almost psychic, detective skills. He wouldn’t have had any friends or any contact to the outside world, if it wasn’t for his loyal friend Watson. When Sherlock explains the deductions that lead him to solve a certain case it is very hard to follow, since he explains it so very fast.
3. Annie Hall – Alvy Singer (Woody Allen)
Like most characters portrayed by Woody Allen, Alvy Singer is also a neurotic, uptight, babbling, witty intellectual with existential and self-esteem issues on his mind (and tongue). Alvy is the star of Annie Hall, one of the best movies ever made about couple relations, and maybe also Woody Allen’s best film.
2. Bigger and Blacker – Chris Rock
As the expression goes ‘Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master’. Influenced by Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock is very much a rich pupil at the moment. Bigger and Blacker is probably his most famous comedy special and with his amazingly fast speaking pace, Rock manages to cover a lot of ground during the 65 minutes run of his show.
1. Wedding Crashers – Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn)
Vince Vaughn might not be the wittiest fast talker among the 10 listed here, but he is definitely the fastest.
Vaughn can manage to say in a minute what both Owen and Luke Wilson say during an hour of non-stop chit chat. In Wedding Crashers he plays Jeremy Grey, a lawyer who crashes weddings along with his best buddy John (coincidently played by Owen Wilson). He speaks so fast that the guys at the entrance don’t really understand what he’s saying; they let him in anyway because they assume he gave a good enough excuse for why he doesn’t have an invite.
You can now swallow your Advil*.
*The Advil manufacturer (unfortunately) did not contribute to this post writer, and has no relations to Jinni Media).
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