The Most Likeable Unlikely Relationships

December 17th, 2013 by Asaf & May

These days everything is done with computers. They’re all around us all the time. You can love them or hate them, but you HAVE to live with them. There are some people who like their computers a bit more than the average Joe. They’re looking at them fondly, touching them in a delicate way and deep in their hearts they wish their computers would come to life. This sort of unlikely relationship is the center of one of the most Oscar-buzzed films of the season – “Her“, an offbeat sci-fi romantic comedy about a lonely writer who falls in love with his new operating system designed to meet his every need (which is kind of how Jinni is, and if you love us, the feeling is mutual).

So due to Her’s (limited) release this weekend, here is our take on unlikely couples including a few tips for seducing and building a healthy relationship with your computer. Let the romantic algorithm shine on…

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So let’s begin. In order to form a successful relationship one must understand the person/artifact in front of him/her. So for you to understand your computer better, we recommend watching Start-Ups: Silicon Valley (2012)

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This reality show follows prodigies in the computers and web world as they try to rise to the top and fulfill their ambitions. With a captivating and sincere approach, the show combines the big brother with science and technology. It’s a great opportunity for you to learn how to communicate with computers from the people who do It best.

After communicating with the computer, it’s time to seduce it and what’s better than a feel good sitcom?

My Hero (2000 – 2006)

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The plus side of watching a TV show with your computer is that it’s long term, so your computer can see your intentions are real, not a one-time thing. My Hero describes another fantastic romance between a superhero and a young nurse. An imaginary show that shows love can conquer evil aliens and villains as long as you have some superhuman powers.

Your computer should know love transcends everything, so maybe you should show it an example of a supernatural romance.

Spirited (2010 – 2011)

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In this semi-fantastic comedy series from Australia, we see what happens when a divorced dentist moves to an old apartment where the ghost of 80s rock n roll star resides. Of course, she’s the only one who can see him (kind of romantic in it’s own supernatural way…).  This humorous fantasy presents some rock tunes, along with paranormal activities and an offbeat love story that’s sure could convince your computer love transcends human limits…

Now, if you’re living alone with your computer and until someone comes up with some app for producing babies, maybe you could bring home a pet, like a dog.

Wilfred (2011 – )

An unlikely relationship such as this, deserves an unusual dog. Wilfred is a comedy series about a dog who thinks he’s human. Elijah wood plays an ordinary guy, about to kill himself, who gets to know this human-dog and as time goes by they become one of the most odd couples in TV history (Not a couple – couple, more buddies-like couple). From dark jokes, through grossout humor to plain old silly humor, Wilfred can help you form a healthier relationship with your computer.

The everyday life can make your relationship a bit dull, so why not surprise your computer with a romantic evening? let’s start with a date-night movie…

Splash (1984)

Splash is a good choice ’cause it’s another example of impossible love, and in that case, true love. Tom Hanks, 29 years younger, and Daryl Hanna, approximately 29 bad movies earlier, starred in this critically acclaimed Cinderella story. A young man falls in love with a fish (actually, a mermaid) out of water. Both sentimental and humorous, Splash should set the mood for the rest of the evening. And now, why not take your computer out for a nice dinner? Just be ready to get some odd looks like Ryan Gosling got in…

Lars and The Real Girl (2007)

Lars’s new girlfriend is the extremely shy and quiet Bianca. actually, Bianca is quiet because Bianca is a doll but no one wants to tell  Lars and risk making his already unstable personality even more fragile.  In every relationship there comes the point you introduce your spouse to your family and friends, so in this movie you can prepare yourself for the moment they’ll see your dating a computer. One can only hope they’ll be supportive and sentimental as the characters in this wonderful dramedy.

Now after dinner, grab a cup of coffee, and invite over…

Coffee Samurai (2011)

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Many people like coffee. Many people buy coffee machines. But just a few fall in love with their coffee machine. Not that we’re judging anyone. Coffee Samurai is an anime short about a college student who falls in love with coffee vending machine named Jin. Jin was a Samurai who experienced a reincarnation and got back as a vending machine due to a miss interpreted wish come true… Jin could probably make you and your computer some miraculous coffee . Which may lead to a magical event such as the one in…

Ruby Sparks (2012)

a young writer’s wish comes true when the protagonist of his novel, and the girl of his dreams, comes to life. But when he finds out he can write her actions and characteristics he starts losing his mind and his relationship. A clever and bittersweet tale about what we want from love and what we think we want.

Ruby Sparks shows the ups and downs of love, and if after a while you realize your computer and you have more downs then ups maybe you should erase it’s memory like they did in…

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Now remember, this is just in case things went horribly bad and you and your computer decide there’s no turning back and breakup. In that case use the services of doctor Mierzwiak (Tom Wilkinson) in order to erase yours and your computer’s memory like he did in this original and essential film. A couple (Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet) decides to breakup and erase their memory in order to forget each other. As we go inside their minds we see a non linear presentation of their relationship in a captivating and mind bending way. We hope you wouldn’t have to take such extreme measure but sometimes love can make you do things you’d have never believed you’d do before.

And just a clarification before we breakup, though we only mentioned your relationship with your computer, it doesn’t mean Jinni is prejudice about other relationships such as with your smart phone, your car or your Ipad. in fact we encourage it, have you downloaded out new app? It’s here to provide your every entertainment need, feel free to fall in love….

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Why Does the Future Always Look so Bleak?

April 10th, 2013 by Guy

Oblivion”, a bleak thriller about future dystopia, set on a distant planet and starring Tom Cruise, is nearing it’s release date in theaters. We at Jinni wanted to stop for a moment and try to figure out what is it about the future and distant planets, that seems to make the movies about them so grim? They’re always set in some broken society, a ruined civilization, or on a menacing distant planet, which in many cases is ruled by evil aliens or is being threatened by them in some way. I guess that since the future is unknown, we project our fears onto what it holds. We imagine the worst so that we can be prepared for the worst the moment it arrives. I say: think positive! Break the rules! Why must we always dread what the future holds? Let’s rewrite the future and include some laughs and romance instead of all of the atrocities we’re being forced to face. With some minor genetic alterations, courtesy of our Entertainment Genome, here’s what the future could look like:

Avatar (2009)

Genes of the original – Exciting, Betrayal, Danger, Battles, Society.

No reason not to start with the biggest bang; “Avatar” is currently the highest grossing movie of all time, known for its amazing 3D and special effects that truly captivate it’s viewers. It tells the story of Jake Sully, who decides to take on the role of his brother who died on the distant world of Pandora. In exchange for his help, he will regain use of his legs through an expensive surgery granted to him by the army. What he doesn’t know yet, is that the military wishes to drive away the natives, simply known as the Na’Vi, and take control of their rich minerals. In order to mine these resources, they want to remove the Na’Vi from their homes.

The Jinni take – Humorous, Feel Good, Looking for love, Meet the Parents.

Jake Sully hasn’t been able to find true love for years now because of his paralyzing disability. He hears about a new form of technology that can be found in the distant planet of Pandora. In Pandora, it is possible to transfer your consciousness to a different body, taking on the form of the planet’s native people, the Na’Vi. Once Jake switches bodies, he meets Neytiri and falls in love with her, but their love cannot be fulfilled until her parents accept him as part of their tribe. Nothing goes right as Jake tries to readjust to his new culture in this romantic comedy, packed with ups and downs! Winking smile

Moon (2009)

Genes of the original – Tense, Bleak, Psychological.

This clever independent film revolves around an astronaut named Sam Bell who is the sole resident of the moon, a distant planet in itself, and his mission to harvest the resources that are needed on Earth. Being all alone, all he has is a computer named ‘GERTY’ to talk to. Being on the moon for almost 3 years weighs heavily on him and he starts hallucinating. After an accident on the station’s harvester, Sam makes a shocking self discovery that turns his life upside down and makes him question his identity and beliefs.

The Jinni take – Silly humor, Buddies, Drug abuse, looking for sex.

Sam Bell always yearned to leave his bubble and explore the great big world beyond. So he upped and left society to work on the moon, where he got to explore the little planet as well as create an unlikely friendship with the station based super-computer ‘GERTY’. While harvesting on the moon, Sam discover a lunar mineral with effects resembling LSD, which cause him to have hallucinations of a sexual nature. Unable to control his urges, the two embark on an obsessive quest to find companions, and the movie follows the misadventures of these 2 wacky characters.

Dune (1984)

Genes of the original – Atmospheric, Stylized, Rivalry, Morality, Deadly creature

In the far future, the only resource that matters in the universe is called “The Spice”, and it can only be found on a distant planet named ‘Arakis’ which is also known as ‘Dune’. The planet is infested with fearsome monsters known only as the sand worms. Two families – the Atreides and the Harkoonen – fight for control over the spice because he who controls the spice, controls the universe; and thus begins a string of events, including betrayals, quests for revenge and a prophecy that comes to life through th e duke’s son, who becomes a great leader. The movie includes a great deal of immorality and corruption in order to obtain the spice at any cost!

The Jinni take – Exciting, Adventurer, Save the Princess, Against the odds

In order to save the princess from the evil baron Harkoonen, Peter Atreides must venture to the distant planet ‘Arakis’ where the princess is kept, where he fights his way through a number of deathtraps, faces out-of-this-world spells and rituals that were set for him by the evil baron, and fends off gigantic terrible sand worms who swarm the planet. Could Peter’s quest be doomed to begin with, or will he overcome the impossible and defeat all the evils that stand in his way, and manage to save the day?! Check out this exciting escapade to find out! Winking smile

Starship Troopers (1997)

Genes of the original – Suspenseful, Rough, Evil Alien, Space Wars, Human Existence.

In the future portrayed in this action classic, people obtain citizenship only through serving their country. We follow the escapades of Johnny Rico and his girlfriend Carmen as they graduate from high school and decide to enlist in the military and join the fight for the fate of humanity against the evil alien bugs. The bugs, which are infesting the universe, are evolving and becoming more intelligent with every passing day. It is up to the military to foil the bugs’ plans to wipe out humanity from existence. Filled with gore, and some fast paced action, this movie doesn’t let you rest for a split second.

The Jinni take – Offbeat, High School Life, Fish Out of Water

Humanity values equality over anything else, especially during a time when the human race has discovered they are not alone in the universe. Johnny Rico transfers to the alien planet of “Klendathu” in order to study foreign affairs, and to expand his horizons beyond the knowledge of his own race. Once there, he soon finds out that the bugs are more benign than they look and that there’s definitely more than meets the eye. In this fish out of water comedy, Johnny Rico is thwarted into ridiculous situations, that call for trouble at every turn.

Oblivion (2013)

Genes of the original – Suspenseful, Future Dystopia, Fate of Humanity, Conspiracies.

This is the story of one of the last drone repairmen stationed on Earth. With the help of drones, humanity extracts vital resources from the planet in order to survive in the aftermath of the war with the terrifying Scavs. When Jack meets a stranger while on one of his patrols, he initiates a chain of events that brings him to question everything he believes in, including the fate of humanity.

The Jinni take – Touching, Adventure, Hotshot, Love and Romance.

Jack Harper and Victoria are paired up on a mission to salvage resources from the ruined planet Earth. Initially antagonistic, they seem to be different in every possible way. Jack is more curious and roams around the ruins, while Victoria wants to be thorough and complete their assignment without wasting time. When both of them make a dangerous discovery, it’s up to Jack to get Victoria back to safety. Suddenly, their true emotions surface, and it appears that all this time they were just holding back. Now, Jack will do anything to get a second chance at love.

Alright, I know, our takes are not really serious and producers will probably not be knocking down our office doors, bidding for these scripts. It’s more likely that they would turn out to be really good B movies… but it does make you think, doesn’t it? I suspect that the magic of Sci-Fi lies within it’s ominous nature. While threatening and scary, it’s also very intriguing and brings to our attention the need to stop and take a minute to consider ways to avoid these dark futures. In a world that strives for peace, no one wants to be under the threat of destruction.
And thus I bid all of you a fruitful week, free of existential threats! Smile

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Stephen’s Kings and Paupers

September 20th, 2012 by Ran

Stephen King turns 65 tomorrow. Is it rude to wish someone a happy birthday the day before? I don’t know. (Happy birthday anyway Steve? Can I call you Steve? Thanks.) What I do know is that while Stephen King is most recognized with the horror genre, he has probably written every genre there is during his prolific career (which seems far from over). Under his belt you can find novels, short stories, scripts, comics, directions to his house and even grocery lists. His work has been adapted into feature films, TV films, mini-series, comics, theatrical plays and even video art installations (not really). It seems that every Stephen King novel automatically comes to a screen near you, as if there’s a machine that turns his written words into moving images. As such, you’re bound to have your hits and misses; and hey, that’s what we’re here for today: to celebrate the good and the bad of this great popular writer. I chose to leave out the obvious hits, like The Shining, The Green Mile, and The Shawshank Redemption, in favor of making things a bit more interesting. So let’s see the best and worst titles based on books or short stories by King, divided into arbitrary categories:

Future Dystopia

Best: The Running Man (1987)

Not only did Battle Royale beat The Hunger Games to the same idea, King wrote this book in 1982. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars here as a reluctant contestant in a futuristic TV show on which convicts are pitted against one another to see who survives. While it’s not as good or disturbing as the Japanese film, this sci-fi thriller’s campy look, Arnie’s one-liners, and fast pace will entertain you for sure.

Worst: The Stand (1994)

I wasted six hours of my life on this mini-series. Most of the time you see people walking in a post-apocalyptic world preparing for the ultimate showdown between good and evil. I am not opposed to slow films, don’t get me wrong, and I thought I would be compensated for my patience at the end, but the so-called ultimate battle was an utter disappointment. So do yourselves a favor, avoid this shocker.

Writer’s Life

Best: Misery (1990)

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One of King’s best adaptations, without a doubt. Kathy Bates stars as a mentally unstable fan, who rescues her favorite writer (James Caan), after he’s involved in a car crash. Caan goes from being thankful to being held captive by a psychotic woman that can’t deal with the fact that her idol has killed off the heroine of her favorite novels. Bates’ performance of a lifetime (Oscar winning), the great tension build-up, and the minimalistic production all make for a very scary film.

Worst: Secret Window (2004)

I guess Stephen should have stopped writing about writers after Misery, but I also guess he couldn’t help himself. Starring Johnny Depp and John Turturro, one would think this film has a chance to be somewhat watchable, but the story is so predictable and recycled, that you find yourself just waiting for it to be over. It’s kind of the opposite of Rob Reiner’s modern classic.

Objects Come to Life

Best: Christine (1983)

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The story behind this film doesn’t sound like much: A vintage car possesses the young man that bought it (Keith Gordon), changing his character from an insecure geek to a dark and arrogant youngster. Strangely, this is a very compelling horror thriller, with great atmosphere, that will make you wanna get in your car and drive.

Worst: Maximum Overdrive (1986)

He shouldn’t have super-sized from cars to trucks. King even directed this silly horror sci-fi about trucks trying to kill some guys at a diner in North Carolina. While this is a bad movie in every aspect, there are some unintentional comic elements that are perhaps worth an ironic viewing. Perhaps.

Youth

Best: Stand By Me (1986)

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Another Rob Reiner film, and another modern classic. I guess he should direct all of Stephen’s adaptations. After all the horrors, suspense and supernatural stuff, King comes to us with a beautiful and touching coming of age story, revolving around a group of young friends who find a dead body (We’re still talking about Stephen King). To this day directors try to recreate its feel, cementing it as a timeless and essential film.

Worst: Carrie (2002)

Not that this movie is that bad, but it is a useless remake that pales so much comparing to the original Brian De Palma classic from 1976, that I had to put it in. This was a made-for-TV movie, that was supposed to be a pilot for a TV series. With an astonishing runtime of 132 minutes, an inferior cast, direction and production, you will not be able to decide whether you’re more bored or more disappointed from this film. (and a shout-out to the original, you should have been here.)

Animals Attacking

Best: Pet Sematary (1989)

I have only one problem with this film, and one message to viewers: Cats do not behave like this when they’re alive! Stop demonizing them! Aside from that, this is a creepy horror film (as horror films should be), that still holds some scare power. With a memorable role by legendary actor Fred Gwynne, and a great title track by The Ramones, you will not be disappointed.

Worst: Graveyard Shift (1990)

If you’re into guilty pleasure, this might make the cut, but otherwise just leave this one alone. So during a graveyard shift, people discover a deadly creature in the basement. Low budget, shoddy direction and a plain silly plot are the makings of this truly bad film. Brad Dourif’s character as a wacky exterminator is not enough to make it worth watching.

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Summer 2012 Preview

May 6th, 2012 by May

We are going to have a really hot blockbuster season this year… Several huge names are returning (Batman, Spider-Man), along with some remakes and sequels (Ice age 4 and Madagascar 3, among others) and surprisingly, quite a lot of originals too.
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The Avengers – 4.5.12
The first reports from The Avengers’ opening weekend predicts one of the highest grossing opening weekends ever, maybe even the highest. Worldwide it has already made almost $400,000,000. Everyone knew it was going to be a huge hit, but this overwhelming opening success is even greater than expected. the only question that remains, is whether The Dark Knight Rises will be able to surpass it.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $1,000,000,000

Dark Shadows – 11.5.12
Tim Burton was never really such a huge blockbusters director until 2010’s Alice in Wonderland, which is currently 10th in all-time worldwide grosses. This time the Burton-Depp collaboration is a remake of a 60s soap opera about a family of… vampires? Definitely Tim-Burton-ish, and vampires is a blockbuster-friendly theme, so we bet on a success.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $400,000,000

Battleship – 18.5.12
Pure mindless action can be downright awful or lots of fun. Either way, it can sure make a lot of money as the three transformers films have already proven to us. In the case of Battleship, it has already been released in several foreign countries and has made over $170,000,000 so far, so it’s safe to assume this film won’t fail…
Worldwide box-office estimates: $500,000,000

Men in Black 3 – 25.5.12
An additional Men in Black sequel, exactly 10 years after Men in Black 2 was released. On one hand, both the first and second films were very successful for their time. On the other hand, what worked in 1997 wouldn’t necessarily work in 2012, and I’m not sure Will Smith‘s popularity is enough to carry the film on its own. it’s one of those cases where 3D can make all the difference between a decent blockbuster to a huge hit.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $500,000,000

Snow White and the Huntsman – 1.6.12
Second round of Snow White this year, after the charmingly stylized Mirror Mirror, which unfortunately did not do so well. This adaptation takes the well-known fairy tale to a darker territory with battles, warriors and a fierce Snow White, portrayed by a current teens favorite – Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga).
Worldwide box-office estimates: $300,000,000

Prometheus – 8.6.12
Ridley Scott returns to the Alien universe with a reboot/remake/sequel/prequel (circle the right answer, if you know it – it seems even Scott is not sure…) Some intriguing viral campaign has already launched, and generally it looks like something worth waiting for.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $300,000,000

Rock of Ages – 15.6.12
This is a tough one to predict – Rock of Ages is not a part of any known franchise or series and it revolves around the dubious 80s with all their flaws. On the other hand, the director is Adam Shankman who directed the feel good Hairspray, the film is full of hot names and the Broadway musical it is based on was a huge hit.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $250,000,000

Brave – 22.6.12
The annual Pixar film promises to be even better than their usual films: the trailers look gorgeous, the classic story of an unruly princess never fails, and who can resist an entire film in a Scottish accent? We all hope that Pixar will return to their former glory after last years’ failure of Cars 2 (critically though, not financially).
Worldwide box-office estimates: $650,000,000

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World – 22.6.12
An offbeat and slightly gloomy dramedy about an apocalyptic road trip? I wouldn’t have even thought about listing it amongst the blockbusters if it weren’t for the two leads – Steve Carell and Keira Knightly. Could it be the first non-animated original blockbuster of summer 2012?
Worldwide box-office estimates: $150,000,000

The Amazing Spider-Man – 3.7.12
Why does an extremely successful film from only 10 years ago need a remake? Well, don’t ask me. The Spider-Man franchise is still one of the most successful film series and the 3rd one was only released 5 years ago. But a remake it is, with Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone as Spidey and Mary-Jane.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $800,000,000

The Dark Knight Rises – 20.7.12
The final part in Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy and the sequel to the highly acclaimed and extremely profitable The Dark Knight is perhaps the most anticipated film of this summer, side by side with The Avengers. It will be difficult to surpass the previous film, especially without Heath Ledger, but who knows?
Worldwide box-office estimates: $900,000,000

Neighborhood Watch – 27.7.12
Three names carry this potential blockbuster: Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill. Any one of them alone is worth about 50,000,000$ in the box office, so hopefully this cast combination, along with the Sci-fi comedy storyline, will produce a successful original storyline.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $200,000,000

The Bourne Legacy – 3.8.12
The 4th installment of the Bourne series is a slightly strange case, since there’s actually no Bourne in it… The main character was replaced by a new agent portrayed by Jeremy Renner, a rising Hollywood star. He is backed with a strong cast including Edward Norton, Rachel Weisz and Albert Finney.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $400,000,000

Total Recall – 3.8.12
Many would say that a Sci-fi classic like the original Total Recall should not be touched. But as we already learned, no stone will remain untouched in Hollywood’s quest to squeeze more money out of popular brands. A t least the cast looks promising with Colin Farrell, Bryan Cranston, Ethan Hawke, Bill Nighy and Kate Beckinsale.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $400,000,000

The Campaign – 10.8.12
A new Will Ferrell movie is always a good thing, especially if it deals with politics – a vast playground for such a talented comedian. My only setback is the director Jay Roach – on the one hand responsible for huge blockbusters like the Fockers trilogy (2 as director and 3 as producer), but on the other hand he might limit the craziness and irreverent humor of the film.
Worldwide box-office estimates: $300,000,000
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Are blockbusters the only thing that interest us? Of course not! This summer has more intriguing titles to offer, and although they probably won’t make as much money as the first list of films in this post, they will still offer us some potentially great work by several great creators. Here are some of them:

The Dictator – 18.5.12
Sacha Baron Cohen is known for his provocative, controversial and hilariously funny movies Borat and Bruno. This is the first time his project is scripted and not half prank-half documentary, let’s hope he will be able to retain his irreverent and funny spirit under these terms.

Moonrise Kingdom – 25.5.12
quirky, weird, offbeat – choose a word and it will describe Wes Anderson’s films. The trailer for his current feature seems particularly charming and as usual it features a huge supporting cast with some of the greatest names on screen: Bruce Willis, Bill Murray, Harvey Keitel, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand and many more.

To Rome with Love – 22.6.12
Woody Allen cracked the code: go to a beautiful European city, film a story that takes place in it and includes love, sexuality, an attractive cast and a lot of beautiful views, and voila! You have a sure hit. It worked with Midnight in Paris, it worked with Vicky Christina Barcelona and there’s no reason it won’t work again with To Rome with Love.

Beasts of the Southern Wild – 27.6.12
We all know what to expect from indie flicks: they’re usually either gritty dramas about the hard lives of the poor (Winter’s Bone, Precious) or bittersweet yet witty comedy-dramas (500 Days of Summer, Away We Go). That’s why this year’s Sundance festival winner is so surprising: it’s a fantasy film happening in an apocalyptic world.

Savages – 6.7.12
Where is the Oliver Stone of Platoon and Wall Street…? After some terrible films (Alexander, World Trade Center) and some decent ones (W., Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps) we hope he will resurface once again with Savages, a star-studded crime thriller about Mexican drug trade.

Poll: which of these movies are you most eager to see?

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This is Entertainment | Breaking News by Jinni News

April 1st, 2012 by Barak

No more relying on CNN (or E!), now Jinni has its own up-to-the-minute news channel! You will finally be the first to know what’s going on behind the scenes. Here are today’s top 10 news items:

A new sci-fi movie is coming out, co-produced by Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg.  It promises to be moving and very exciting. The plot will tell the incredible story of an orphan with two living parents.


After the tremendous success of The Artist, which paid homage to an earlier era of cinema – the silent era, Oscar winner Michel Hazanavicious is planning a new movie that will show a painting for 80 minutes. It will be a painting/movie about 2 kids, a boy and a girl that spontaneously kiss one another. The movie will be shown in U.S theaters and in selected caves.


After tiring with her cute image, and wanting to silence many journalists, bloggers, politicians and writers who called her “too cute”, Zooey Deschanel is set to step into Tobin Bell‘s shoes as Jigsaw in the Saw film franchise. Will she attract a new audience of hipsters to the dying franchise and manage to revive it?


After setting new negative records at last year’s Razzie awards, Adam Sandler wants to be recognized with quality this year. Sandler will star in Hungarian director Bela Tarr‘s new 7 hour, black & white, existential epic film. The plot of the movie will revolve around loneliness, isolation and poverty.

A new East European movie is earning a lot of praise and promises to sweep the upcoming Oscars. The emotional and inspiring story revolves around a deaf and mute young man who works at a call-center against all odds.

The lovely Jessica Chastain, who appeared last year in The Help, Take Shelter, Coriolanus, The Tree of Life, Wilde Salome and Texas Killing Fields has already committed to appear in 10 feature films this year, and will continue holding on to her demanding 12 hours a day job at a prestigious law firm. This single mother of 6 is an inspiration to us all.

After making the completely serious comedy Young Adult, Jason Reitman‘s next project will be a crime movie about 3 honest, hardworking individuals who work in order to provide for their families. The movie follows them as they pay taxes and do their work devotedly.


After stating that he doesn’t care about the quality of the movies he’s in, only in how much money he earns in them, Nicolas Cage will appear in Transformers 4 as a robot whose only line will be: “My Eye!”.  “Whatever pays the bills”, he said.


A surprising remake was announced – Zack Efron and Betty White will star in a remake to the classic 1967 movie The Graduate. Efron’s character (Ben) will have an affair with the much older Mrs. Robinson (Betty White). He will then fall in love with her younger daughter (played by Angela Lansbury).

After transforming his appearance for The Name of the Rose and Hellboy, Ron Perlman is upping the ante: He is set to play a hacker named Phil who undergoes a sex change operation and becomes Phyllis in a new comedy movie called Frankie Goes Boom.

And thus ends our first daily roundup of entertainment news for today, April 1, 2012. Wait, what….?!

Fooled you! All of these news stories are fake (for now), except for one that’s actually true. Can you guess which one is the real news story?

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